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waitress:  i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress:  sir please stop crying



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why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”








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the day i smoke a blunt on the balcony of a home i own, i might just shed a tear cuz I’ll know i finally made it






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waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop crying

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

bootyscientist:

the day i smoke a blunt on the balcony of a home i own, i might just shed a tear cuz I’ll know i finally made it

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop crying
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why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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bootyscientist:

the day i smoke a blunt on the balcony of a home i own, i might just shed a tear cuz I’ll know i finally made it

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